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By Pooja Marwah

This article is inspired by the recent tweets on Air India’s broken seats! A tale so bizarre, it feels like an episode of “Ripley’s Believe It or Not” playing out at 35,000 feet.

Picture this: You board a long-haul flight, dream of in-flight movies and a decent nap in your mind. You settle in, buckle up, and lean back… only to discover your seat has given up on life. It slumps, defeated, like a teenager dragged to a family function. You try to adjust it, maybe give it a little pep talk, but nope, that seat is done with its job. You call the air hostess who merely shrugs her shoulders as though it’s a matter of fact complaint!

The ‘seat saga’ isn’t just a one-off mishap. There have been multiple reports of malfunctioning seats, some refusing to recline, others stuck in a permanent lean-back position. It’s like the airline is playing musical chairs, except the music never stops, and nobody wins.

Passengers have shared their misadventures on social media — tales of sitting upright for 10-hour flights or involuntarily lounging like royalty while trying to eat their in-flight meal. Imagine cutting your buttered roll while doing an unintentional limbo. That’s a core workout no one signed up for!

The most shocking part? It’s not just economy class taking the hit. Even business class seats, the holy grail of legroom and comfort, have been caught misbehaving. People shelling out big bucks for luxury end up with recliners stuck in awkward positions, turning their premium experience into an expensive game of Twister.

Air India has acknowledged the issue and promised improvements, but the internet remains undefeated. Memes and jokes are flying faster than their planes, with people suggesting passengers bring their own toolbox or consider flying in yoga poses. One witty traveller quipped, “Air India: Where every seat is an escape room challenge.”

To be fair, maintaining aircraft interiors is no small feat. Planes endure constant wear and tear, and fixing seats isn’t as easy as changing a lightbulb. But when passengers start carrying duct tape in their carry-ons just in case, you know things have escalated.

The airline’s recent revamp under Tata Group ownership offers hope for change. With new aircraft on the horizon and promises of better maintenance, perhaps the era of broken seats is nearing its end. But until then, Air India’s travellers might want to add “seat functionality” to their pre-flight checklist — right next to passport and boarding pass.

In the grand scheme of air travel, a broken seat is more of a nuisance than a disaster. But it’s a quirky reminder that even the skies have their own eccentricities. And hey, if you find yourself stuck in a half-reclined position, just pretend you’re on a chaise lounge, sip that complimentary beverage, and embrace the chaos. After all, travel is about the journey — uncomfortable seats and all.

(Pooja Marwah is an award winning author and Blogger. She writes an contemporary living and offers incisive reflections on the world around us. Her blog, Random Conversations is a go to guide to deal with the myraid stuggles we face each day.)